The best pick-up line ever is: “Hi. What’s your name?” But most haven’t figured that out yet.
The pick-up line has become something of an outdated concept, both in theory and in practice. In the new technologically-enhanced world of dating, strutting up to somebody at a bar with a good opener is rare, but it does happen. What occurs even more frequently is strutting up to somebody at a bar with a bad opener. Let’s face it – the best pick-up line ever is “Hi. What’s your name?” But most haven’t yet gotten round to understanding the beauty in the simplicity of picking somebody up.
Here are the ten worst pick-up lines you’ll ever hear:
10 Are you a model?
Whether they are or not, is it really relevant? All this does is let the object of your desire know you’re a shallow dweeb who’s only interested in them for their looks.
9 Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
This one is the cheesiest, and perhaps the most common of the worst pick-up lines ever. It’s slick. Too slick.
8 Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Yeah, uh, keep walking.
7 If a fat man puts you in a bag later tonight, don’t worry – I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Okay, so this one’s kind of funny. But still – wildly inappropriate. Now I’m just thinking about being kidnapped by an old guy with a weight problem.
6 Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Oh, great, you’ve already decided for me. Guess I’ve gotta date you now. A line like this robs the pursued of any agency whatsoever.
5 Something’s wrong with my cell phone.Your number’s not in it.
And it probably never will be.
4 Is your dad in jail? Cause if I were your dad, I’d be in jail.
So this was actually used on me the other day. A brilliant poo-poo platter of incest and inappropriateness. Congratulations, you’ve just managed to completely disgust me, I’m definitely going home with you now.
3 Did the sun just come up or did you just smile at me?
Way too rehearsed. Way too rehearsed.
2 You are so selfish. You have your body for the rest of your life. I just want it for one night.
*Vomit* Just what every girl wants to hear.
1 Can I have a quarter? I want to call your mom and thank her.